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Wednesday, June 8, 2022
Locked! Unlooted...? A Joke
"No-knock, no-knock!"
Unsuspecting Citizen:
"Who's there...?"
DV:
"Warrant!"
UC:
"Warrant who...?"
DV:
"Warrant nothin'
but the sound
o' yer civil rights
exitin' south."
Tuesday, June 7, 2022
The Singularity (Unpub)
Address the Singularity,
(assuming you be friends):
"Attend, Herr SingulHerrity!
(assuming you be friends):
"Attend, Herr SingulHerrity!
Before my era ends
and's fled our former parity,
please tell what such portends..."
(to be continued)
Monday, June 6, 2022
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