1. Younger brother of Holmes creator
Siddhartha Conan Doyle,
is apprenticed to a mohel
and's finesser than Der Messer with his knife.
Hep to epee, shiv and foil,
Sidd can lance your weeping boil.
Who's his mate-de-mayhem...? Martha. (She's the wife.)
is apprenticed to a mohel
and's finesser than Der Messer with his knife.
Hep to epee, shiv and foil,
Sidd can lance your weeping boil.
Who's his mate-de-mayhem...? Martha. (She's the wife.)
2. Kid sister of famed Civil War general
Lizzie Simpson Grant
is devoted to her aunt.
Whither Aunt Corisma visits, Liz is there.
Is this Liz a sycophant
or some State Department plant...?
Nope, Ms. Liz is but Aunt's Class II legal heir.
3. Rags-to-riches kid brother of famed New Critic
"Rabbit" Penn Warren
appears, to some, foreign.
It seems, though, his story's mundane.
In fact, he's Andorran.
(As promised, it's borin':
his mum was some slum bitch from Spain.)
4. Ne'er-do-well sister of business magnate
Blondie Rockefeller:
had this gal been born a feller,
she'd have shared in brother John's ill-gotten gains.
But instead the girl turn'd heller --
her descent from grace quite stellar.
Blondie's tale reads like some narrative of Twain's.
(a work in progress)
5. Older brother of telecom pioneer
Ellis Sandor Graham Bell
6. Bright young thing sister of American novelist
Florida Madox Ford
Circe Jo Walcott
Annie Mae Armstrong-Jones
Hank Lloyd Wright
Lance Christian Anderson
"Texas" Zorba
Miranda Gandhi
Mohan Sebastian Bach
Mame Fennimore Cooper
Boris Kerns Goodwin
Jeeves Saint Laurent
And in yet another unrelated category:
Jonah Pharque
Macan M. Pei
Upton O'Goode
