The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 42: No Man's Land (One)

Protestor
with Sword

     Ep. 42: A C L O O P A Z: Acloop, AZ
 
Do you sigh for environs more fun…?
Where she shares your affairs with the gun…?
Where abortion’s taboo...?
(Hey! Where science is, too…?)
Well…Acloop, AZ is one.

Runcibl'd Spooner: God/Mother

Leaf-faced pagan demigod:
The Green Man
Grampa's spouse spares not the rod:
The Mean Gran
     Moral:

Ditch witches with switches!

Runcibl'd Spooner: Gods 'n' Sods

One half's a diety, one half's a bird.
(The question remains: does the feather'd part peck…?)
Holy Ghost
     Your hockey-team’s keeper is throwing, I've heard,
a shindig -- and’s promis'd to pick up the check.
Goalie/Host
     Moral:
Hat tricks three…? Leave ‘em be!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 41: With a Bleach Chaser

     Ep. 41: Z A L C O O P A: Zal Coopa

Is with Fenimore she eponymic…?

We think not: sounds a lot like some gimmick.

Still, at lip-syncing Don,

she’s Ms. Sine Qua Non.

Slainte, Sarah (“Zal”) Coopa: FemmeMimic!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 40: Look, Ma! Top o' the World!

     Ep. 40: A L C A P O O Z: Alcapooz

Back in the day, crooks we'd banish. 

Onto Alcatraz Island they’d vanish.
Do they still…? They do not.
Alcapooz now’s the spot --
with its name rear part French, front part Spanish.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 39: Hold Yer -chovies!

    Ep. 39: A P L O O C A Z: A P! Looc! A Z!
 

People peckish pour pizza agree:
sightin' signs above parlors be key.
Ignore Linear Bs!
Opt for stock ABCs!
Look! An A! Look! A P!! Looc! A Z!!!

Runcibl'd Spooner: GuilloTune

“A far, far better thing I do
than e’er I’ve done before.”
A Tale of Two Cities
     At markets for Lakota scalps,
Lakota boobs bring more.
A Sale of Sioux Titties
     Moral:
Carton's aware
he'll lose more than his hair.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 38: Alexandria

     Ep. 38: A O C A P L O Z: AOC...Aploz

AOC gives the GOP pause:
"Has she not given probable cause...!?
She shall, surely, today."
Sorry: no bleedin' way!
A! O! C! Hands together...? Aploz!!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 37: Armagedd On With It!

     Ep. 37: A P O C A L O Z: Apocal-…Oz
 
Revelation’s Four Horsemen…? For kicks
I view each à cheval in the sticks,
somewhere over a rainbow
(it's bodmin, we both know):
Apocal-…Oz! Sans saffron bricks.

Runcibl'd Spooner: Be Still, My Fuelish Heart!

Petrol priced at Park-'n'-Pay:
Gas for less.
Whore with heart of...(who can say...?):
Lass for ____. (Guess!)

     Moral:

Driven snow won't make cars go.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 36: Come a Ki Yi Yippee...

     Ep. 36: A P A L O O Z C: Ap’alooz’ “C”

Hot on horses with spots 'cross coats white...?
Appaloosa “A”…? “Zip Cochise”: right…?
Damon’s “Cowboy”’s horse “B.”
“Cojo Rojo”’s steed “D.”
Still, Ap’alooz’ “C” spurs delight!