A.
Bridget Hoo-Farr: Half-Irish, Half-Asian DOD Strategist
A.
Cindy Hohl: Professional Stud Poker Player
A.
Jan d’Orindge: Military Munitions Expert
Abbie
Hawn-Muweigh: Travelling Saleswoman
Abra
(“Kat”) d’Abrah: Magician’s Assistant
Acacia
(“Ms. Takin'“) Ida Nitty: Private Investigator
Ada
Badde-Muschrume: Poison Hotline Operator
Ada
Zedd: British Typography Designer
Adella
Bette Tyme-Storee: Baby Sitter
Adelaide
Urdaytte: Physician's office scheduling secretary
Adeline
O'Tex: Copy editor
Aeriel
DeSplaigh: Blue Angel stunt pilot
Agatha
Wurlonnazt-Wring: Wall Street portfoloio manager
Agnes
Daye: Religious order mother superior
Alanna
Dayce-Werk: Multitasking middle manager
Alanna
Marlon: Deep sea fishing guide
Alba
Masself: Recluse
Alba
Tross: Jinx
Alexis
S. MacCarroff-Joyce: High-maintenance gold-digger
Alice
Anne Evan-Tu: Lottery jackpot winner
Alice
Andalaque: Sad sack Apocalypse predictor
Alice
Farr-Given: Female confessor
Alice
Ferrin-Luffinwore: Marriage counseler/divorce arbitrator
Alice
Knotwell: FIMA disaster spokesperson
Alicia
Coot-Fone: Disgruntled wife of irresponsible traveling salesman
Allison
von Derland: Children’s librarian
Allison
Evan-Tew: Miss America Pageant contestant
Alma
Chelldrenne: Soap opera producer
Alma
Tee D’Ollar: Venture capitalist
Alpha
Anne O’Mayga: Greek translator
Althea
N. Meidreems: Sleep therapist
Amber
Kerr-Pladder: Short order cook
Amber
Wayphs-O’Grayne: Miss America beauty pageant contestant
Amelia
Nayre: Philanthropist
Amelia-Rae
Shawn: Self-improvement Coach
Amelia
Wohnpher-Gett: Restaurant Critic
Andra
Moye-Ennepa: Homeric Greek Scholar
Anna
Boutface: Candidate For Political Office
Anne
Deanna Jones: Archeologist
Andrea
Sphault: Seismologist
Angela
Deth: Roller Derby Girl
Angel
Lena Nuff: Anorexia Intervention Dietician
Angie
O’Graham: Medical Technician
Angie
Mimah: Pancake House Grill Cook
Ann-Cindee
Pantz: Break Dancer
Ann
Wunne: WNBA Basketball Player
Anna
Wonnanattu: Polka Band Leader
Anne
O’Wrexia: Fashion Model
Anne
Io Layshunne: Roller Derby Girl
Ann
Shurantz: Underwriter
Anne
Napill-O’Day: Vegetarian
Anne
O. Penn-Booke: Ingenue
Anne
Stayowtt: Bouncer
Anne
Sinwonne-Spantz: Professional Ballroom Dancer
Annette
Taintawl: Tabloid Reporter
Annie
Portina-Storme: Chronic Runaway
Anita
DeGroine: Karate Instructor
April
Esther Crewliss-Munthe: Sadistic Meteorologist
April
N. Parris: Travel Agent
April
Pilar Ripal-LaPri: Anagram Expert
April
Showers: Meteorologist
Ardis-Anne
Brewer: Artisan Brewer
Ardis
Treen-Motian: Interpretative Dancer
Aretha
Holly Berrice: Christmas Store Salesperson
Arlette
Glisserzy-Snottgold: Hog Futures Investor
Arlette
Yunno: Casting Director
Arletta
Songowowtummee-Hart: Duke Ellington Orchestra Band Singer
Ashley
Pat DeWiel: Careless Eighteen Wheeler Operator
Assumpta
Position: Yoga Instructor
Athena
Nuff: UN Weapons Inspector
Audrey
Mauve-Geeny: Secretary, Barbara Eden Fan Club
Audrey
Sponce: George Bush Speech Writer
Auntie
Maim: Roller Derby Girl
Aurora
Borré-Ellis: Alaska Tourism Director
Ava
Gudaye: Department Store Greeter
Avis
Zittfrome-St. Knique: Female Department Store Santa
Ayn
Tova Tillitzova: Russian-born Yogi Berra biographer
Anna
Liszt: Psychotherapy Practice Manager
Anne
Tia Maighm: Roller Derby Girl
Abra
Hamm-Lincoln: Part-time Rail Splitter
Anna
Greene-Gables: Chick Lit Author
Anne
DeWarhawlle: Contemporary Conceptual Artist
Anne
Timony: Chemical Engineer
Ann
Knapp-Hart, Regina Payrtree: Christmas Store Manager and Assistant
Anne
("Tippi") Dahl: Arctic Explorer
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Babe Zintoylan: Day Care Operator
Babe E. Boom: Roller Derby Girl
Barb Ayrion: Female Wrestler
Barbara Seville: Mezzo Soprano
Barb d’Wire: Prison Guard
Barbara E. Yape: Zoologist
Barb Herrpohl: Men’s Hair Stylist
Barrage O’Bomber: Roller Derby Girl
Barrie DeHatchett: Native American Tribal Leader
Barrie M. Enema: Female Proctologist
Bea DeDedd-Horze: Animal Trainer
Bea DeRhonda Bush: Congressional Budget Office
Estimator
Bea Gappel: New York City Tourist Board
Supervisor
Bea Hayve: Dog Trainer
Bea Ellen Endall: Girl Friday
Bea Levy-Tornott: Guinness Records Verifier
Bea Mai Liddel-Baybe: Girl Group Singer
Bea Ornott-Tubee: Classical Actress
Bea Trudy Yerkode: Bartender
Bea Verkleaver: TV Sit-Com Historian
Bebe Gunn: NRA Spokesperson
Becca Mehan: Disciplinarian
Belinda Chynas-Hoppe: Female Wrestler
Bella DeBalle: Beauty Pageant Contestant
Belle Bott-Humtrowzer: WAVE
Belle-Leigh Yupp: Bankruptcy Attorney
Belle Tollsferthy: Income Tax Preparer
Belle Buchen-Kendall: Sorceress
Bertha Deb Loos: Vintage Jazz Singer
Beryl O’Phunn: Polka Band Clarinet Player
Beryl E. Oddible: Accoustics Clinician
Bess O’Vabadd-Barrgen: Optimist Club President
Betsy Holl-Paichek: Addicted Gambler
Betta Rozes: Optimist Club Recording Secretary
Bette Cherbootz: Casino Dealer
Bette Nobson-Brumestyx: Children’s Book Author
Bette Noir: Psychologist
Bette Auda-Hell PTA Parent
Bettina Rocanna-Harplayce: UN Negotiator
Betty Goodtomee: Immigration Advocate
Bev Ridge-Liszt: Hospitality Hostess
Bibi Anne Tucker: Fashion Coordinator
Billie Vitter-Knott: Expert Witness
Birgit Outtamaway: Roller Derby Girl
Blanche D’Almanns: Aroma Therapist
Bo Nacontention: Divorce Lawyer
Bonny Anne Clyde: Bank Examiner
Bonnie Anne Collide: Roller Derby Girl
Bonnie Prinz-Charles: British Royals Enthusiast
Brenda Wayre-Ness: Marketing Executive
Brianna Craquer: Hors d’Oeuvres Chef
Bridy Fran Kent-Stein: Beauty Pageant Contestant
Brie Finn-Cownter: Massage Parlor Employee
Barb Burr: Tonsorial Artist
Bea Hay-Viorst: Psychology Major
Bea Thatazitt-Maye: Defense Attorney
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Caddie Shaque: Golf Course Pro Shop Salesperson
Callie Stenicks: Aerobics Instructor
Camilla Ryewater: FEMA Employee
Candice Waite: Former Help Desk Operator
Candida Piñon: Political Pollster
Candy Rapperre: Theater Concessions Clerk
Cap’n Crunch: Roller Derby Girl
Cara Yerbaggues: Luggage Handler
Carla DeGolden-West: Opera Critic
Carmen Gettitt: Fat Camp Pastry Chef
Carrie Meeback: Virginia State Senator
Carrie Coles d'Newscastle: Financial Advisor To
Alan Greenspan
Cass Pearl Spee-Phorswine: Former Poet Laureate
Cassandra Hottin-Roofe: Broadway Stalwart
Cassie O’Peeah: Astronomer
Cathy Turr: Emergency Room Nurse
Catt O’Clysm: Roller Derby Girl
Cattie Laque: Automobile Salesperson
Celia Phate: Sentencing Judge
Celia Phmee: Comedienne
Cher and Sheryl Lyke: Identical Twin Divorce Mediators
Cher DeWelth: Social Democrat
Cherry Tomé-Toze: Greengrocer
Charity Bea Ginnzatt-Holme: Miser
Chloe Sputtnossy-Garr: Olympic Silver Medalist
Chris Anne Themum: Floral Arranger
Cindee Kate Edkollum: Newspaper Op-editorialist
Cindy Swunbefaur: Classic Film Critic
Clara Zahbell: Cell Phone Salesperson
Claire Voyent: Palm Reader
Cleopatra Sneedle: Egyptologist/Tour Guide
Colette Apeenis: Shrew
Condoleezza Seville-Hubble: Real Estate Rental
Agent
Constance Hahrowe: New Testament Scholar
Cookie SanCreeme: Pastry Chef
Cora V. Dahl: Lesbian Novelist
Corrie Dors-O’Power: Senate Aide
Crystal Ball: Political Pundit
Cyd E. Limmitz: Congressional Re-Districting
Official
Cynthia Binn-Gonne: Temp
Clotho Gold: Seamstress to the Stars
Cece Saynyour: Female Escort in Mexico City
Coral Rieffe: Dive Boat Scuba Instructor
Chrissy P. Orange-Hicken: Chinese
Restaurant Su Chef
Clytemnestra ("Cly") Machange: Weather
Forecaster
45
Dale Hudd-Teusydees: Dickens Scholar
Dana Schpaighstree: Dessert Chef
Darcy Bloze: Whale Watch Guide
Darma Soxx: Seamstress
Dawn Etta Dedde: Female Vampire
Dawn Zerly-Lyte: Patriot
Deb Auchry: Pedophile Priest Defense Lawyer
Debbie Ornott-DeBie: Shakespeare Scholar
Dee Ranged: Roller Derby Girl
Dee Troitt: Auto Worker
Delia Winninghand: Casino Employee
Della Lye: Polygraph Operator
Della Stishwatter: Wallflower
Delta Blow: Roller Derby Girl
Demi Semiquaver: Orchestral Arranger
Denise R. DeFursta-Goe: WNBA Power Forward
(Retired)
Deniece Izgoobye: Divorce Attorney
Detta Graddadude: Good Samaritan
Di Lynn Ford-Allers: Political Campaign Solicitor
Diane d’Amecha: Welcome Wagon Hostess
Dian Cannonade: Roller Derby Girl
Didi Lee Van Knote: Suicide Forensics Expert
Didi Tee: Household Pest Exterminator
Di Wilby-Donne: Presbyter
Dina Stoudentz: School Administrator
Dinah Flo Conn-Trolvalve: Pool Filter Manufacturer
Dinah Curie-Asti: Gossip Columnist
Dinah Myte: Munitions Expert
Dinah Might: Roller Derby Girl
Doe Raymee: Solfege Instructor
Doll Erce-D’Donuts: Female Bookie
Dolly Lammah: Buddhist Nun
Dolores Mize-Sheppard: Biblical Scholar
Doña Heide Twenn-DaTappence: Insurance Adjustor
Donna Slipreeslope: U.S. Foreign Policy Analyst
Dora Jahr: Corporate Spy
Dora Jarr: Roller Derby Girl
Doris Eloise O’Penn: Conflict Negotiator
Dot Calmme: Internet Entrepreneur
Drava Harte-Barggin: Hostage Negotiator
Dru DeRawnkin-Klushinn: Private Investigator
Dee Maud DeMarrier: Party Planner
Dora Thea Splora: Adventuress
Della Tudor-Chudge: Arresting Police Officer
Eartha Quake: Seismologist and Amateur
Roller Derby Girl
Echo Chambers: Accoustician
Echo Kardia: Cardiac Nurse
Edie Ameene: Human Resources Manager
Edna Wydeea: Information Specialist
Effie Hollis-Lettimgow: Double Dutch Coach
Eileen Overbach-Ward: Gynastics Instructor
Elie Gultrayde: Border Patrol Inspector
Ella Mennopee: Abecedarian
Ella-Min Ada Middleman: Discount Salesperson
Elle Vizprezlee: Female Elvis
Impersonator
Ellen M. Philtres: Cancer Patient
Ellen Burstin’: Movie Star Wannabe &
Amateur Roller Derby Girl
Ellen de Saymbote: Communist Sympathizer
Ellen Tenson-Purpazizz: Male Impersonator
Eloise Annie Bawdeedere: Telephone Researcher
Emma Knemms: Candy Fortune Heiress
Emmy LeUrate: Home Improvement Expert
Erin Yerfayvor: Tax Return Preparer
Esme Noque-Weston: CIA Operative
Esme St.-Edmuther/Eustace-Hay: Geneology
Researcher
Esther Yurri-Buttle: Debate Coach
Eva Lye: Gypsy Palm Reader
Eva Dee Struchs-Hahn: Pessimist
Eve Sanzor-Butz: Complaints Reviewer
Evita Knall-Reddy: Restaurant “Early Bird” Fry
Cook
Erin Coplyn: Classical Music Composer
F. Thea Singh: American Cultural PR Officer
of Subcontinental descent
Fabia Fromm-Mee: Apologist
Fairy Largebust: Porn Star
Fanny D’Phlaymes: Political Agitator
Farrah Nequitable: UN Elections Monitor
Fawn D’Allovermee: Date Lab Participant
Fawn Monroe: Throaty Lounge Singer
Fay Tillie Traction: Sex Addict
Faye D'Compleigh: Efficiency Expert
Faye DuBlacke: Film Editor
Faye Muss: Publicity Agent
Fern Cora Spondent: Overseas Journalist
Fifi Phyffyfauff-O’Fumm: Carnival
Freakshow Giantess
Fifi Bonacci: Mathematician
Fiona Ronehome: Real Estate Agent
Flo Shteetoylette: Ladies Room Matron
Flo Rita O'Ryndge: Dade County Frutiers
Association Executive
Flo Ten-Kingdom: Japanese Trade Envoy
Flora LaRaynger: Florist
Fran d'Leigh Phyre: War Protestor
Fran Tikkly-Wayvinn: Republican National
Convention Delegate
Francine Hype-Laces: Political Influence
Peddlar
Francine DeWinter: Off-Season Travel Agent
Francine Nottra: Impersonator
Fray Wray: Roller Derby Girl
Freya Zebyrd: Libertarian Spokesperson
Freyda DeDarque: Behavioral Psychologist
Freda Geddreddy: Olympic Relay Starting
Gun Official
Freda Gogh: Parole Board Officer
Freda Rumble: Roller Derby Girl
Freda Bea Ewen-Mee: Child Psychologist
Fran Szlist: Composer/Pianist
Freda Zlayphes: Abolitionist
Gaby Hayze: Cowgirl Friday
Gaby Mowth: Talk Show Hostess
Gaye Hopp-Harrell: Transvestite Dresser
Gayle Forswinns: Meteorologist
Gemma DeOcean: U.S. History Lecturer
Geneva Newatt-Hitter: Assassin
Georgia DeJungell: Animated Cartoon Cell Painter
Gerry Dooty: Expert Witness
Gerta Pureloins: Motivational Speaker
Gilberte Mennysons: Surrogate Mother
Gilda Lilly: Public Relations Rep
Gilda Mesch: Amateur Assyriologist
Gillian Beenz: Tex-Mex Restaurant Chef
Gina-Anne Tonnique: Barmaid
Ginger Hale: Soft Drink Bottler
Ginnie Buffett: Roller Derby Girl
Giselle Waisbee-Hind: Women’s Rights Advocate
Gladys Izzover: Divorce Attorney
Gloria Enoch-Schellziz: Choral Singer
Goldè Nolte: Vintage Radio Host
Golde Fran Kinsenzen-Muir: Christmas Store
Manager
Gore DeVolley: Roller Derby Girl
Grace Kale: Print Reproduction Consultant
Grace Keiselkleare-Rupp: Meteorologist
Grace Kaisergawn-O'Clearupp Cosmetician
Grace Bea Formeels: Catholic Theologian
Grace Underphyre: Expert Witness
Greer Gurle: Employment Counselor
Greta Bella DeGapp: Intra-Generational Counselor
Gretel Willa Wrock: Baby Sitter
Gretel Du Grave: Life Insurance Salesperson
Gussie Dupp: Fashion Model
Gwen Tudor-Chappel: Wedding Consultant
H. Bea Forbe-Hughtee: Miss Octagenarian
USA Contestant
Hadley Beaton-Grant: Revisionist Historian
Hagar Sonne-DeChec: Restaurant Critic
Halle Skommitt: Astronomer
Hannah Barb Harrah: Cartoonist
Hannah Wayweego: June Taylor Dancer
Hannah Belle Hector: Roller Derby Girl
Harriett Upp: Efficiency Expert
Hattie Skidds: Surrogate Mother
Hedda Bev Water: Working Mother
Hedda Moffet-d'Passe: Assistant Sheriff and Posse Wrangler
Hedda Lettuce: Supermarket Produce Clerk
Hedda VerHeels: Romance Novelist
Helena Hannah Bassquet: Kindergarten Counselor
and Roller Derby Girl
Hera Pinndropp: Acoustician
Hera DeDogg: Bartender
Hermione Zinn-Degutter: Phone Sex Worker
Hero Heeto: Japanese Ambassador
Hester Nover-Hahneulief: Rehabilition
Counselor
Hettie Bendrinkin: Police Department Breathalizer
Operator
Hilda Ferrand-Somme: Kidnapping Negotiator
Holly Anne de Heivey: Shopping Mall
Complementary Gift Wrapping Elf
Hollie Wootten-Fine: Los Angeles Prostitute
Honey Z. Street: Heiress
Honor Ampaige: Political Campaign Manager
Honor Bess Behaviore: Parolee
Honor Di Fodder: Mafia Wives Women's Auxiliary
Chairperson
Honor Nees: Scullery Maid
Hope Ann Booke: Expert Witness
Hope (“Bee-Gee”) Wyenne: Gynocologist
Hope Rahmas-Mee: Wedding Singer
Hope Rabooffa: New York Met soprano
Hope Spring Zeeternall: Octogenarian Bridal
Consultant
Ida Thawtzoe: Advice Columnist
Ida Hoe: Streetwalking Potato Farmer
Ilene Tudor-Lephe: Communist Sympathizer
Ilona D’Lastt: Vacation Planner
Ima-Noel Cowhan: Female Rodeo Rider
Imelda Poskard: Postal Service Employee
Imogen de Meara: Narcissist
I. Muriel Deale Natural Blonde
Inge Hootz: Unindicted Co-conspirator
Inez Wyde-Rhye: German Mathematician
Io DeMobbe: Juice Victim
Iona Hand-Gunn: NRA Spokesperson
Irene Egociate: Second Mortgage Broker
Irene Tudor-Wreft: Chinese Communist
Iris Kinvestment: Hedge Fund Manager
Iris Meikace: District Attorney
Irma Bomb-Beck: Roller Derby Girl
Isadora Jarr: Corporate Spy
Iseult Twinjery: Vendetta Leader
I. Shelby Raleighst: Parolee
Isis Melton: Snow Plow Operator
Ivana Bea O’Rown: Tony Bennett Fan Club Secretary
Ivana Bea Mean: Roller Derby Girl
Ivy Kover-d’Wahlz: University of Massachusetts
Assistant Dean
I. Minna Danson-Moode: Ballroom Rhumba
Instructor
Jackie Nubbocks: Toy Retailer
Jamba Laiya: Roller Derby Girl
Jane Gangg: Prison Warden
Jane Gerunne-DeWare: Geriatric Nurse
Jane Sawmass-O’Curr: Serial Killer
Jane Szmoka: Nicotine Addict
Jan Sovrayne: Meteorologist
Jana Layte: Cable TV News Anchor
Jean Anne Tonnick: Cocktail Waitress
Jerri Atrick: Retirement Home Operator
Jessamin Ittertoo: Hot Line
Operator
Jessie Howe-Idfitz: Bra Salesperson
Jewel Tyde-Carroll: Christmas Chorister
Jill Howtt: Spa Matron
Joan Anne DeWayle: Sunday School Teacher
Joyce Ticque: Computer Games Designer
Juana Dantz: Ballroom Instructor
I. Juanna Bea Mee: Egotist
Juanetta Tyme: Turnstyle Monitor
Judy Phatt: Talk Radio Hostess
Juanna Forté-Rhodes: Cocktail Lounge Hostess (Late Shift)
Judy Spree: Bright Young Thing
Julie Vatippe: Restaurant Critic
Justine Kayze: Birth Control Advisor
Joannie Bea Goode: Female Rocker
Jo Sepheiden: Symphonic Composer
Jerri Mander: Political Operative
Karen Veeding: Zoo Keeper
Karla Mae Driemz: Lesbian Rights Activist
Kass DeKoldeye: Funeral Parlor Director
Kath O'Dreigh: Gamma Radiation Technician
Kat O’Ninetails: Dominatrix
Kate Tunsville-Nein: Political Protestor
Katty Kizzem: Sunday School Teacher
Katya Theeph: District Attorney
Kay Kanee-Tittoo: Single Mom/CEO
Kaye Seurat-Seurat: French Impressionist Insurance
Adjustor
Kay Sarah Serra: Another French
Impressionist Insurance Adjustor
Kaye Oh!: Roller Derby Girl
Kaye Threwt-Whelve: Education Specialist
Kimmie Yerwallette: Armed Robbery Suspect
Kiri Elayson: Religious Bookseller
Kirsten Blass-Veemt: Anger Management Therapist
Kitt Sada Darndess-Tings: Kindergarten Teacher
Kitten Caboodle: Estate Auctioneer
Kitty Litter: Pet Shop Proprietor
Kat A. Liszt: Negotiator
Kat Emma Rand: Sailor
L’Abby Rynthe: Garden Maze Designer
Lacey d’Rores: Women’s Wear Salesperson
Laine Downe-DeLaw: State Legislator
Lainie Aygges: Poultry Farmer
Lana Bigfish: Arranged Marriage Broker
Lana Georgia: Southern Belle
Lana (“The Pill”) Grimm-Spryde: Conservative
Politician
Laura DeBoom: Female Wrestler
Laura Lynn Hardy: Comedienne
Laura Mipsome: Female typesetter
Laura Waye: Female Stevedore
(a stephaniedore ?)
Lauren Horder: Prosecuting Attorney
Lauren Sophie Rabia: Camel Caravan Operator
Lauren Tistrique: Slum Lord
L’Austin DeShuffell: Immigration Agency
Administrator
Leda Horstavatter: UN Peace Delegate
Lee Galleeze: White House Mouthpiece
Lee Vinn-DeLurche: Deserter
Leeza Tudor-Sedanne: Rent-A-Car Clerk
Leigh Pierre: Calendar Calculator
Lena Nungry: Dietician
Lenah Verback-Ward: Gymnist
Leonie Slapp: Exotic Dancer
Leslie More-Grant: Anti-Confederacy Civil War
Historian
Leticia Nolldaug-Newtrix: Animal Trainer
Letta Wripp: Alcoholic
Lettice Praigh: Evangelist
Letty Mavvitt: Mafia Assassin
Libby-Rae Todd-Sista: NOW-NAACP Coalition
Convention Delegate
Lila Kerr-Rhugg: Expert witness
Lil Dabbledooya: Hair Care Salesperson
“Lil Didi” Knoh: Bigamist
L’il Kimpact: Roller Derby Girl
Lilith Outlaw: Midget Pickpocket
Linda Helbinn-Hande: Soup Kitchen Volunteer
Lita Anne DeSwann: Mythographer
Liv Anne Lettliff: Animal Rights Activist
Liv Leica-King: Squatter
Liza Anne Wispers: Gossip Comumnist
Liz Pann-Stutter: Speech Impediment Tharapist
Lois Cummin-deNominator: Mathematician
Loni Nur Tiethe: Polygraph Operator
Lorna Parathreeze: Retired Poker Player
Lotte Shea-Kingonon: Stripper
Lou Skannon: Revolutionary
Lou Slippsink-Schipps: Spy
Louisa Ford-Dean: French Historian
Lourdes Meisheperd: Biblical Scholar
Lotta Shakin-Gonon: Exotic Dancer
Lou Cination: Mirage Authority
Lucille Blister: Podiatrist
Lucinda Waistband: Dietician
Lucy Ann d'Skye Diamond Cutter and Beatles Fan
Club Treasurer
Luna Mahdjool: Female Astronaut
Lyda Ziff-Heather: Gymnast
Lyla Kay Wrugg: State Senator
Lana Goshen: Hebrew Scholar
Liv Erin Bacon: Chop House Short Order
Fry Cook
Mabel-Leigh Fragg: Honky-Tonk Piano Player
Madge Enayshin: Futurist
Mae Trudee: Head
Waitress
Maevis Neverend: Vacation
Planner
Mai Bloo-Evan: Chanteuse
Mai Danskardis, MD: Unattractive
General Practitioner
Mame D’Or-Kilde: Life
Insurance Salesperson
Mandy Leifebotz: Cruise
Ship Safety Inspector
Manon DeMoon: Bull Dyke
Astronaut
Mara-Lynne Brando: Method
Actress
Mare Zedotes: Tin Pan Alley
Song Plugger
Marge Ingorders: Military
Liason
Marion Haste: Divorcee
Marion DeBarbarian: Roller
Derby Girl
Marcia Lartz: Kung-Fu
Instructor
Marsha Nan Vasion: UFO
Investigator
Mary DeKorpse: Ghoul
Mary Emelia Nare Goldigger
Mary Forre-Munny: “The
Bachelor” TV Contestant
Maud Ara Phallwarce: Neo-Con
May Harris-Tinpeece: Mortician
May Kmyna d'Hubble: Barfly
Maya Thercahris-Akaddi: Wealthy
Eccentric DeSoto Driver
Mazie Phorsby-Widdyu: Science
Fiction Author
Meg Attunn: Nuclear
Weaponry Developer
Megan Smeet: Home
Economist
Melba Toste: Dietician
Melinda Entree-Blanque: Compulsive
Sweepstakes Entrant
Melissa Forth-Ott: Professional
Assassin
Meredith Wu-Mann: Lesbian
Advocate
Merrilee Wier-O’Lallong: Optimist
Club Secretary
Michelle Overcome: Civil
Rights Activist
Millie Yunnmom-March: Protest
Organizer
Milly Van Nelly: Music
Performance Artist
Minnie R. Cault:
Minister
Miranda Comb: Beauty
Supplies Salesperson
Mira Stone-Lye: Cosmetic
Surgeon
Misty Trane: Amtrak
Employee
Moira Lesse: Production
Estimator
Molly Vysser-Tootyte: Middle
School Fashion Consultant
Mia Meegow: Ambassadress to Mexico
Morgan Bea Dunne: Political
Reformer
Myna Ann Phormayshunne: Researcher
Meryl N. Monroe: Blonde
Bombshell
Morag Rikultchur: Farm Subsidy Lobbyist
Mercedes Bentz: Test Driver
May King Fon: Chinese Comedienne
N. Deanna Paizer: WNBA Hoosier Franchise CEO
N. Sue Reqshun: Roller
Derby Girl
Nadia C. Watt-Hymeen: Investigative
Journalist
Nadia Cuppatee: Mail
Order Bride Reject
Nadia Hedd: Spinal
Injury Victim
Natalie Attired: Fashion
Model
Nell Metz-O'Dell Dante
Scholar (married to American Lit Professor Colm E. Ishmael)
Nell Tenn-Prayde: TV
Evangelist
Neve Arlette Miegough: Soap
Opera Actress
Neve Eartha Twainchell-Meete: Economic
Isolationist
Neve Ursay-Daigh: Octagenarian
Olympics Athlete
Nicola Ball: Pool
Hustler
Nicole Anne Dyme: Loan
Shark
Nita Zapinne: House Maid
Noel Ephtern Conservative Pundit
Noelle Lynn Reiss: Chinese
Language Dialect Specialist
Nola May Tanguery: Aphephobic
Recluse
Nola Vlost: Female Mafia
Enforcer
Nonie Groznee-DePly: Segregationist
Noprah Bleymo: Spanish
Complaint Desk Monitor
Nora Sponce: 911
Emergency Operator
Nora Sforda-Weery: Labor
Leader
Norma L’Espreshin: MVA
Photo ID Photographer
Nyna Hartz: Contract
Bridge Player
Nona Thea Buff: Pollster
Nyna Levin:
Suicide Bomber
Qadi Schaque: Golf Pro
Qamra Reddy: Print
Production Supervisor
Queene Farraday: Stay-At-Home
Mom
Quilla Sirkillby-Enbroken:
Choir Director
Quinta Senn-Schull:
Philosophy Professor
Q. "Tessa" Buttinn: Ingenue
Rae-Dawn
D'Kraqhaus: ATF Officer
Ram Paige: Roller Derby
Girl
Randi Marathon: Long
Distance Runner
Rapunzel Maas-d’Struchshaun: Terrorist
Raye Verberation: Roller
Derby Girl
Reba Bleeken: GOP Pundit
Regine Hormones: Teen
Magazine Editor
Renata Steem: Losing
Political Candidate
Rhoda Dendron: Florist
Rhoda Hedd: Career
Counselor
Rhoda Knott-Taykin: Job
Retraining Counselor
Rhonda Bend: Asylum
Attendant
Rikki Shaw: Oriental
Taxi Driver
Rima Lipz: Feminist
Spokesperson
Rita De Rye-Ettact: Night
Court Judge
Rita Tenweep: Casino
Poker Dealer
Roberta Flak: Roller
Derby Girl
Robin Theerich: Class-Action
Attorney
Robin D’Kraydle:
Robin “Red” Brest:
Robin Zeggbleu: Fashion
Designer
Romie O’Romeo Shakespearean
Actress
Rona DeMille: Average
Housewife
Rosalie d’Rome: Italian
Highway Commissioner
Rose Yerboat: Olympic
Sculler
Roseanne Barrage: Roller
Derby Girl
Rosetta Stone: NATO
Translator
Rosie Fingerdawn: Homeric
Scholar
Rowena Bote: Sculling
Crewer
Roxanne Bottles: PLO
Activist
Ruby Slibberz: World Traveller
Rumer Hazzitt: Gossip
Columnist
Ruth Adaye: Yellow
Journalist
Rae Fawn Williams: Symphonic
Music Composer
Rae Zerwyre: Security
Guard
Ruth Welcrosse: Senior Lecturer on Medieval Religious Artifacts
Rhea Qwayntedd: High-School Reunion Evant Coordinator
Rhoda Dakota: Local Cable Hannah Montana Wannabe
Sabina Longthyme: Class Reunion Secretary
Sabrina Longa-Frende:
Female Escort
Schottze Niddarque: Mystery
Writer
Sadie Stique: Dominatrix
Samantha Gottaway: Bachelorette
Loser
Sandra Andrea Sphawlt: Seismologist
Saphira Waye: Firing
Squad Lientenant
Sara Doctrine de Haus: Emergency
Medical Tech
Sarah Flyyin-Mazoop:
Restaurant Critic
Sasha Deale: Used Car
Salesperson
Selma Selph: Srx Worker
Sharon Cheryl Lyke: Divorce
Mediator
Sheila Rae Injitt: Private
Secretary
Sheila Mount Ten Nuthin: Voted
(Ironically) Senior “Most Likely To Succeed”
Sheila Weskett-Hermann:
Female Canadian Mountie
Shelby Cummin & Rhonda Mountain: C/W Singing Duo
Shelly Nerrit-DeUrth: Ecologist
Shirley Hugh-Geste: Standup
Comedienne
Sheryl Locke-Combs: Female
Detective
Sigrid Sayph-Widme: Psychiatrist
Siobhan Stooby-Ellone: Benedictine
Anchoress
Sissy Señor: Tijuana
Prostitute
"Smokie" Fuguegoddam: Ex-WWII
GI Comfort Kit Packer
Sonja Stusseeya: Big Box
Store Welcomer
Sophie Steeg-Haydid: Fashion
Designer
Sue de Nym: Ghostwriter
Sue DePanzoff: Class
Action Attorney
Sue M. Finn: Olympic
Diver
Sue Porting-Rolle:
B-Movie Character Actress
Sue-Rae Zervation: Indian
Agent
Sue Shee-Barr: Japanese
Restaurant Chef
Sukey Pthachange: Waitress
Summer Betran-Uthers: Quality
Control Expert
SuzeAnne Lita Gates: Class
Action Attorney
Sybil DeSobeedience: Anti-War
Protestor
Sheena DeKrime Criminal
Investigative Reporter
Sarah Ann Rapp Food
Preservation Technician
Sue Pence-Endwidge: Lunch-Counter
Waitress
Sadie J'Allynger: Reclusive Female Author of Young Adult Fiction
Sorcha Deale: Jewelry Channel Saleswoman
Sue Skyzell: Writer/Illustrator of Children's Books
Tamara San Utter-Daye:
TV Weatherperson
Tanya Hyde: Reform
School Principal
Tara Rabboom-D’Yaye:
Cheer Leader
Tekakwitha Grayne-O’Salt:
Investigative Reporter
Terri Bultooze: Toddler
Day Care Specialist
Tessie R. Ness: TV
Sit-com Producer
Thais Hansen-Gaghem:
CIA Interogator
Thea Cyd Tesste: Metallurgist
Thea Mary Kent-Reeme: Teabagger
Thelma Rawden-Pillage: Anti
Motorcycle Club Activist
Theresa Tydinn-d'Aphairsamen: Political
Prognositcator
Thora Luther: Speech
Therapist (Retired)
Tia Zelliott: Obscurantist
Poetess
Tilde Kowsca-Mome: Tax
Refund Expeditor
Tillie Goetz-Ober: Designated
Driver
Tina Jeware-Woolfe: Juvenile
Fiction Author
Tippe Yertongue: Memory
Expert
Tori Schirtoff: Male
Stripper’s Agent
Trixie DeTrayde: Grifter
Trudy Yerkode: Barkeep
Thea ter Hough-Kreulty: Artaud Devotee
Teresa Krowd: Couples Therapist
Tia Nay: Chorus Line
Dancer
Tara “Babe“ Bell: OT
Scholar
Terri Klawthe: Seamstress
Thea Gann-Nye: Intellectual
Thea Perrand: Dominatrix
Tempest N. O'Teepott Political
Activist
Tina J'Ardth-Robbe: Teenage Heart-throb
Tori Strowsers: Clumsy Sex Worker
U. Bette Chirpaighczech: OTB Parlor Agent
Ulan Mia Buck: Panhandler
Ulla DeAbove: SAT Test
Administrator
Uma Chewbee: Immigration
Officer
Uma Sri-Memberdis: Alzheimer's Disease
Researcher
Una Baumer: Right-To-Life
Activist and Roller Derby Girl
Una Knight-Enamuzik: Romantic
Film Starlet
Uta Thunckit: Gossip
Columnist
Uma Sonderstan: Unsuccessful United Nations Translator
Val DeRaha-Hahaha: Happy Wanderess
Val Euvillage: Discount
Department Store Clerk
Vanna Fallinluv: Nightclub
Singer
Venus Nitzell: Sausage
Stuffer
Vera Flye-Inne: Amtrak
Conductor
Vi Aachen-Dios: Medical
Assistant To Dr Kervorkian
Vi D’Longface: Grief
Counsellor
Vi O’Lence: Roller Derby
Girl
Vi Tull-Synes: ER Nurse
Vilma Tulll-Levin: News
Anchorperson
Violet N. DeTrasch: Suggestion
Box Clerk
Vita Peeble: Congresswoman
Vixen D’Pipes: Plumber
Vi Viv Dean: Rush Hour
Drive-Time DJ
Vera Chuckindave: 64-Year-Old Beatles Fan Club Recording Secretary
Wanda Hoos-Kissingher: Private Investigator
Wanda Sibyl Worr: Pro-Confederacy
Alternative Historian
Wanda Pinnjail: Binge
Drinker
Wanda Rinnjou: Perapatetic
Israeli
Wendy Moonitz-Urigh: Collector
of Dean Martin Recordings
Wendy Wynn-Bleauze: Meteorologist
Willa Nan Nabel: Mail-Order
Bride
Wilma Shipp-Cummin: Soybean
Futures Day Trader
Winifred Lou Ziff-Black: Roulette
Croupier
Winnie Gunnapaigh: Debt
Collection Agent
Winnie Nawillows: Children’s
Literature Author
Winona Hottip: Bookie
Wanda Groh-Hahn: Children‘s
Birthday
Wanda Barr: German
Positivist Philosopher
Wanda Woughman: Statuesque Working Girl
Xantippe De Iceberg: Investigative Reporter
Xaviera Bin-Lohnley: Phone
Sex Worker
Xena Nuff: War
Correspondant
Xhosa Menthusiasm: NBA
Cheerleader
Xilia Phmee: Comedienne
Yolanda Zmylande: Folk Singer
Yaser D’Atsma-Baighbee: Vaudevillian
Yumi Anne De Lampost: Gossip
Columnist
Yvette Enuff: Killjoy
Barmaid
Yvonne Toobeealone: Garbo
Impersonator
Y. Isabel Leika-Bowlingshoe: Lewis
Carroll Studies Tutor
Y. Joanie Kent-Reed: Education
Specialist
Zada Darndeztings: Children’s Market Researcher
Zaphyra Rass: Employment
Counselor
Zeenah DeKryme: Police
Reporter and Roller Derby Girl
Zelda Stock: Portfolio
Manager
Zoë Tollmee: Ghostwriter
Zora Loozah: Gamblers
Anonymous Therapist
