Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Smoeufs & Aieggs

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 Two Smoeufs 

 This one is blue.
 That one's blue, too.
 Which one's for you...?
 I haven't a clue.

   

  Two Aieggs

  Aieggs-en-provence 'n' Aieggs-la-chapelle:

  one's mostly white 'n' yolk; one is a shell --

  eneggmatic'lly speaking, one whale of a shell,

  while the other's a dendritic cell's organelle.

Carpe Diembryo! An Eggcentregg Ovaview Eggstra

 

 The 'Ei's Have It* 

 JFK said, 

"Ich bin Ein Berliner,"*
 a Cold-War speech 

 demanding pluck and guts.
 Dumpty Drumpf says, 

"Egg bin nEin der wEiner,"** 
 showing, Drumpf's claim notwithstanding,

 he's a putz. 

 

 *"I'm an egg from Berlin." 'Ei' is egg 

  in German. MAGAE's short for Megg

  Ameregga Grade A Eggain.            . 

 **"I am NOT a dork."

Carpe Diembryo! Another Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: The NBEgg & Other RoeBots

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 Eggual Rights

 Neggative Space

 

Neggligegge

 Sheggquille

 Spegghetti

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Breggsit & Eggcordion

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Eggcordion 

Eggsceptionl eggs 

my Minorca's been layin.'

Eggsample: this one 

renders "Lady of Spayin.'"

Breggsit 

Brits to EU bid "Adieu!

We can no longer stay with yieu.

Take back your euros. So long, Sammy!

See ya Monday in Miami!"

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Shegg & Spectacles

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  Shegg, Rattle 'n' Roell

 Gramma swoons while Grampa vomits.
 New recording by the Comets...?
 Yep. (Bill Haley is to blame:
 he craves his quarter hour o' fame.)

 Speggtacles

Carpe Diembryo! A Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Knock'd Up & Mutiny

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 Knock'd Up

 
 One is 'preggers'; one's 'eggspecting.'
 (Both emotion'lly affecting.)
 One's from circa '48;
 the neggt's a bit more up-to-date.

 Mutiny

 Captain Quegg, a nervous wreck,

 three titmouse eggs as stress balls grips.

 He'll no more haunt the quarterdeck:

 that berry biz* gave Quegg the yips!

     *The infamous incident aboard the Caine   concerning some frozen strawberries.

Runcibl'd Spooner: Bartleby

Melville's tale is good, if odd:
"Bartleby the Scrivener."
Jean Paul's lot...? Grant gifts from God:
Sartre'll be the Brivener.

     *'Briven' in Uganda means 'godgiven.'

Carpe Diembryo! Another Eggcentregg Ovaview: Poeuforations

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Poeuforations

"Hystereggs be my plight," sighs she,
"what with my hystereggtomy."
"Small peanuts! Lookee here," harps he,
"and "Ei"* my appendeggtomy!"

     *'Ei' is German for egg. Here it puns the English verb eye meaning to look at closely.

Carpe Diembryo! Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Coeufew & Other RoeMantics

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ShadRoek, Meeshegg & Abedneggo

How d'ya like your eggs prepar'd...?

With a side of hash browns pair'd...?

Poach'd, fried, soft-boil'd...? Don't concern us.

Roast 'em in a fiery furnace!

  Coeufew

 
  Kanamuna* runs through town
  in their** Valentino gown:
  "Tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock...
  All is well; 'tis egg o'clock."

       *Egg in Finnish   **Preferred pronoun

 Moeufy's Law

 
 To Murphy's Law a corollary,
 Moeufy's Law is cautionary:
 "Place an egg atop your toilet...?
 Break it must before you boil it."

 The Lay of the Egg

 
 Agges aggo, on a planet call'd Oeuf
 (it now enjoys soeuf circumscribing its toeuf),
 there was only an ovoid instead of a ball,
 with a hard-boil'd eggquator encircling it all.

 Touloeuf Lautregg 

 He blossom'd 'n' thrived

 in the rude Place Pigalle.

 (For a Jacques Blanc* so-o-o-o pocket-sized...

 ...pas mal, pas mal!)

     *Equivalent in France to 'John Doe.'

Ozzymoron

Does prosper Roger Federer...?
In sev'ral ways does Roger err.
Of Roger, few be fonder; er-
-go (though I'm not a slanderer)
my stand's he's a philanderer.
     Still, Roger's wife calls Federer her
scrappy Happy Wanderer -- her

ur-irrev'rent metaphor for
panderer Herr Federer. 

     So, though the man's no Mel Ferrer,*

to whom I worry to refer, 

remains he Roger Federer.

     * Married five times

Carpe Diembryo! A Half Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Seggs)

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    The Winnebeggo

    In Navaho it means "Great-Egg-
    Which-Transports-White-Man's-Kin."

    Its window screen displays decals

    which boast of where it's been.

The Woeuffleball

This alter'd ball you strive to hit.
You strike; you swipe. You slap; you swat.
But do you e'er connect with it...?
No, you do not. No, you do not.

 

Caviar Xugat

As light-brown as a Cuban claro,
Señor Xugat married Charo.
Wedded, too, to Abbe Lane,
his tango -- last -- he danced in Spain.

Gegger Counter

If the egg comes from a chicken,
"..tick, tick, tick..." the counter's clickin.'
If the egg comes from a duck,
the counter clicks, "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck..."

WEinfrey & WEight

Harpo's Ovah...? 

Pegg in clova.

Hair...? Begg! Bucks...? Begg!

(Begg all ova.)

 

   Poachise

   "How!" ("...d'ya like yer eggs,") asks he.

   Which side up...? The side that's sunny...?

   Soft-boil'd...? Minutes two...? Or three...?

   And should yer yolks be hard or runny...?"