Carpe Diembryo! A Clutch of Eggcentric Ovaviews

     Great Eggs

 

Sam Dieggo, Josegg Reggo;

roebust Jack (Egg) Leeson;

add on Ronald (né Meggdonald):

great eggs are increasin.'

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     Lay'd Egg

Hark, "Lay'd Egg" O'd'Eiva! Hop a-

board your gelding Belle.

They'll cheer as you appear atop a

nag au naturel...? 

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     Hegg

Len* thought Aleggsander

posed as Carl 'n' Bob's Deep Throeat.

But chegg your Wikipedia:

Mark Felt shall get your vote.

    *Len Colodny, along with Robert 

      Gettlin, in their book Silent Coup.

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       Eggraine

Uther's wife was Arthur's mom

and dwelt at Camelomelet,

the castle keep at royal court.

(It weren't no modest "homlet.")

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       Egglebert

 Herr Humperdinck with ink 'n' pen

 an op'ra writes. What's in it, then...?

 One witch...two kids...a candy house...

(The work's conducted first by Strauss.*)

   *Richard Georg Strauss, i.e., 

     in Weimar, 1893.

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     Eggon 

Shiele's life...? 

A rank, impoeufect mess.

(My guess is: 

blank eggceeds quite like eggcess.) 

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     Eggamemnon

 
Eggamemnon went to Troy --
but not to ride the camels:
His eggsploits artisans deploy
on antegg Greek enamels.

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     Eggnes Moorehen 

She hits her mark. She says her line.

She's ready for her closeup.

Through early scenes, Kane's mom does fine.

Then ovoid Orson grows up.

Carpe Diembryo! A Begger's Dozen Eggcentric Ovaviews

      

     C.EI.EGG

     No top-notch incognito cop

     nor ten-o'clock teen coeufew'll stop
     this orn'ry ovoid covert op

     retrieving his sub roesa drop.

  Ceggles

  Attend this uniceggle's wheel: 

"Gol-oeuf-gol-oeuf-gol-oeu."

(That's when, wise unicegglists feel,

  bad eggcidents occoeur.) 

 

 

   

    Elleggton

    Whoe'er be headin' uptown

    should tegg the Grade A Trains.

    For years, big band jazz fans have foun':

    Sir Duke sure entertains!

        Eggdysiasts

   Some use a pole.

   Some use a chair.

   Some use a fan.

   All wind up bare.

       Homelette

   Sheggspeare's moody 

   melancholy Dane,

   a dude construed as lewd... 

   ...and quite insane.

       Eivan Dreggo

  This Roosky 

  traded jabs with Rocky.

  When he speaks,

  it's jabberwocky.

      

        Armeggeddon One

 

  "Good Lord! Jeh'ova'h's 

   Witnesses:

   Must I submit to 

   witlessness...?"

      Kegger

     Koeufoeuffle

      Poeufume

 freggrance

     ScRambo

 

     Henhenge

Let's plan a veggcation. 

Let's megg it forthwith.

I'm eagger to fathom  

the meggalith myth.

 

       SEigfried & Roey

Meggazine: Another Carpe Diembryo! Eggstra

Eustace Tillegg

Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews:

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  Aeggis 

  One notes, on close inspeggtion:
  PosEidon sports p'roe'teggtion.
 (That shEild he holds...? Hardboil'd.
  Eggressors thus be foil'd.)

  Leggos

  Construction toys

  for girls 'n' boys.

 (I'd rather get

  an ereggtor set.)

  Kyolchs 

  These "b'roe's" be Kyolchs.

  They're dreadful folks.

  Their souls are coals.

  Their yolks are cokes.

Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Rova & Other Eidiocies

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 Rova

 Rova's a cove 

 christen'd Karl:

"Supremacy egg-white...?

 Je parle."

 

 Yolka

 His word order...? Odd. 

 A joke, Yolka was,

 who misplaced the Force

 post his third menopause.

     

 Omegga

 Marking not begginnings,
 it's erggo marking ends.

(Further ref'rences to eggs

 entirely depends...)

  

Carpe Diembryo! More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Teggs & Teggst

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   The Eggs o' Jesus: An Exegesis; 

   or, The Long Good Friedegg

 

  "I Am the Wayvo, the Truth and the Life," 
   Lord Jesus onetime said,
  "who died for your sins (and, just for grins,
   made sure you all got fed)."

   Eggologo, Tegg I

   Jimmy 

   Wales

   never 

   fails.

 Eggologo, Tegg II

 Page 'n'

 Brin's

 immortal 

 sins.

  Harum-m-mpfty Drumpfster

 "It's my wayvo...

  or the highwayvo!

  (If not I will deport your ass

  to shithole Sarajevo)."

Ukiyo(lk)-e: A Carpe Diembryo! Eggstra

HokusEi Soeufing The Great Huevo Off Kaneggawa
An eggcentric example of Japanese ukiyo(lk)-e art

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentric Ovaviews: Rotten & Rottener

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   A Rotten Limeregg

   T'were two veggetarian yeggs
   eatin' nothin' -- but nothin'! -- but eggs.
   When them leghorns stopp'd layin,'
   the pair commenced prayin':
  "O Lord..." (But their story lacks leggs.)

   Ineggsplicable...? 

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentric Ovaviews: Zeggs I & II

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   Zig-Zegg I

   Zig-Zag lines...? They're short 'n' sharp,
   like pirouettes by Twyla Tharp.
   But Zig-Zegg lines finesse that norm.
   All's said 'n' done...? They're oviform.

   Zig-Zegg II

   As seen above, I's tend to curve.

   The scoundrels start off straight, then swerve.

   But Zig-Zegg II's aren't lines at all.

   They're rolling papers, ya'll, withal.

Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Adoeuf & Other Heroes

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    Adoeuf 

    

    This other Adoeuf's being tried;
    his hEinousness had horrified
    the world. How many millions died
    as Eiggman preggticed ovacide...?

Kurds 'n' Huevos...?

Who's first 

in Eggypt's sultinate...?

'Tis him: 

Egg Saladin* the Great!

     *Saladin was of Kurdish ethnicity.

 Proeteggtion

 One's sexual

 impromptus quondam

 egg one on:

"Engegge a condom!"

Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Zorroe & Other Dandies

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      Poeuff

      He lived by the sea

      nigh Jelly Bo Lee.

      A dreggon was he,

      and meggic (though twee).

   Pytheggoras

   His dad's a cad from Belarus.
   His mom...? A common Samos goose.
   To Greeks who're geeks he'll introduce
   the archiform'd hypotenuse.

 

 Zorroe

 Prior to flègging*  
 as Don de la Vegga,

 he marketed eggs

 in his tio's bodegga.

     *An ovoidal variant of 'flèching,'

       a classic fencing move.