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Back in Fall of '44,
once the Boche had botch'd their war,
certain citizens of France were labell'd traitors.
once the Boche had botch'd their war,
certain citizens of France were labell'd traitors.
Seems some femmes "made friends" with Fritz --
showin' Huns bared buns 'n' tits.
Folks cried, "whores!" (That -- and, of cours', "collaborators!")
showin' Huns bared buns 'n' tits.
Folks cried, "whores!" (That -- and, of cours', "collaborators!")
Ev'ry cutie thus accused
(barely any were excused)
(barely any were excused)
had their crowning glories shaved 'n' shorn 'n' sheared.
Ask'd their barbers, "Need a reason...?
What you turncoats did was treason.
We don't care that, sans your hair, your heads look weird."
Now
Likewise, Drumpf's a traitor, who
secret documents withdrew
from the People's House, which people de-elected him,
whence that treasonable lout
bared 'n' bandied 'em about
to the likes of Putin, Erdogan 'n' Kim.
What's the punishment Drumpf's due...?
Seems there's little left to do
but to sit that traitor down 'n' shave his head.
Drumpf will look -- no snick'ring, ya'll --
like an orange billiard ball.
(Oo-oops! That was Herr Drumpf's real hair -- just like Drumpf said.)
