The self-referring...
...Old Testament theologian: Isaiah Lot of Babel
...Asian-born black-ink artist law-suit defendant: So Su Me E
...octogenarian pop culture one-hit wonder: Flash N. DePann
...Civil War reenactment Rhett Butler impersonator: Frank Lee Meideere
...Brando-impersonating mafia enforcer: Arthur E. Cantry-Fewse
...New York waterfront longshoreman: Ike Hood-O'Haddklasse
...Greta Garbo fan-club recording secretary: Ivan "Toobie" Hull-Owen
...religious zealot: Theo Lodge-Hickle
...French national "M Congeniality" contest runner-up: Merce E. Beaucoup
...general all-around sonofabitch: Upton O'Goode
...amateur psycho-ecologist: Itzak ("Ray") Zeevoilt
...novelty floorlamp manufacturer's rep: Major O. Ward
...unemployed eighteen-wheeler operator: Asa Lee ("Pat") deWiel
…sub-Saharan real-eatate developer: Barron Wasteland
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