The Chronic Ills of "Narnia": Rewriting Lewis in the Wake of Drumpf

"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" rewritten and reissued as
"The Liar's Three Kids in the War Room"
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"Prince Caspian" rewritten and reissued as
"Drumpf's Prints Are All Over the Caspian"
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"The Voyage of the Dawn Treader" rewritten and reissued as
"Bon Voyage, Don, You Traitor!"
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"The Silver Throne" rewritten and reissued as
"The Golden Toilet"
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"The Horse and His Boy" rewritten and reissued as
"The Whoreson in Boise"
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"The Magician's Nephew" rewritten and reissued as
"The Meretrician's Son-in-Law"
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"The Last Battle" rewritten and reissued as
"The Last Brat'll"
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(Synopses to come: a work in progress)