"Meet the marriage forged in hell..." Arrivedercivanka: Terza Rimas on an Ivanka Drumpf Departure:

     "If Ivanka weren't my daughter I'd be dating her." 
-- D. Drumpf. (The parenthetical question is, of course, 
posed by Aretha.)

Meet the marriage forged in hell, 

where Daddy doubles as the groom.

The bride...? Ivanka. (Who zooms whom...?)

     "83% of Drumpf utterances are half true, mostly 
false or pants-on-fire false, and a vanishingly small 
4% are true." -- PolitiFact. (The room referenced 
is, of course, the Oval Office.) 

Detect you that mendacious smell,

that bigly el'phant in the room?

It ain't Ivanka-brand perfume.

     Regarding Ivanka's fashion line: "Go buy it 
today!" -- Drumpf spokesblonde K. Conway

Ms Conway's raison d'etre...? Hawk

chic tchotchkes from Ivanka's Loom.
The goal: Ivankanomic boom...? 

     "Nordstrom drops Ivanka brand products." 
-- The New York Times

That sound you hear's a sunset gun.
Drumpf's dumped his Kool-Aid in our Sanka.
(First off, though, let's dump brand Ivanka.)

     "Drumpf runs the US as a family business." 
-- CNBC

So: who's to thank...? The Drumpf Cartel.
("Merci" in French. In German, "danke.")
Thanks for all you've done, Ivanka.