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Monday, April 2, 2018

Dessert Song (A Nonsense ABC)



Supper’s over. Who wants pudd? It’s understood: I would! I would!

Alas, I'm diabetic, so…all normal helpings must forego.

‘Twould be, for me, the height of folly, as arrives the pastry trolley,

to ingest one morsel more than minimum. Thus, I ask for…

one axion of apple pie. One bite of baklava.

One crumb of carrot cake. One dwarfling’s dab of dacquoiseah-h-h-hh.

One element of Entenman’s. One fermion of flan.

One grain of German choc’late cake. (Why? Just because I can.)

One hint of halva. Imagawayaki? One iota.

One jot of jam, one kiss of Krispy Kreme topped with ricotta,

plus just one lick of laddoo (just the one: one’s been my quota).

One morselette of macaroon. Of nougat? Just one niggle.

Oladui? Just one ort, not two: no room have I for wiggle.

One particle of petit four. One quark of queijadinha.

One radion of Rocky Road. (I’ll pass on the farina.)

One smidgeonelle of sachertorte. One tittle of taiyaki.

One up quark of the upside-down cake. (Pray it’s not too chalky.)

One very – vanishingly very – trivi’l vial of vla,

unless the vla be bland and blah -- (that’s ever been its flaw).

One whispering of Whoopie Pie. One extract ot ximago.

And, though I’m not a Glarus Swiss, one yin of your sapsago.

And zero of the zabajone – zero's quite enough.

Then top it off with treacle toffee…and…Marshmallow Fluff.

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