A’s Aloysius who sleeps with the fysius.
(A's also for Alfie, snuff’d snapping a salfie.)
B is for Boris who fell from his horris.
(B's also for Bobby: ate tainted kohlrobby.)
C is for Carla: dispatch’d in her parla.'
(C's also for Clyde, in a pact suicyde.)
D is for David, who fail’d to get savid,
(D's also for Dale, brain’d with golf-ball-sized hale.)
E is for Evelyn: pierc’d by a jevelyn.
(Also Elise, fin'lly resting in pise.)
F is for Faust, forced to "give up the gaust."
(F's also for Frank – heard the Fat Lady sank.)
G is for George who ate poisonous porr'g.,
(G's also for Gidget, whose body turn’d fridget.)
H is for Harry, whose corpse we should barry.
(H is also for Henry, who perish’d in pen'ry.
I's for Ignatius: that cyst prov’d sebatius.
(I's also for
Ida: got bit by a spida.
J is for Jim: surgeons saw'd off his lim.
(J's also for Judas who tried to eludas.)
K is for Keith who waxed wa-a-ay too obeith.
(K's also for Keyser who suffer’d a seysier.)
L is for Lance overwhelm’d by red ance,
(L is also for Linda, who burn’d to a cinda.)
M is for Modred who ask’d, "Is this loadred...?"
(M’s also for Morris: the levee proved porris.)
N is for Ned: no one knew he was ded.
O is for Oliver: shot (a revoliver).
P's for Pandora, who hang’d -- oh, the horra!
Q is for Quinn: too much tonicless ginn.
R is for Ron who was quarter’d and
dron.
S...? For Samantha: felt pills were the antha.
T is for Tom: bought a gun; bought the fom.
U ith for Uther who'th alwayth a luther.
V is for Victor: dead! (Obiter dictor)
W…? Wayne who’s most savagely slayne.
X is for Xavier: jail’d (bad behavier).
Y is for Yves: dead. (Left no one to gryves.)
Z is for Zeke, yet another turn’d cheke:
whosoever inherits the earth won't be meek.
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