Ms. Spelling's Misspellings

A is not for 'eightball,' Tori.
(B, though, IS for 'bdellium.')
C is not for 'seasick,' Spelling.
(D, though, IS for 'Djuka.')

E...? Not for 'Iago,' Tor,
nor F is not for 'effigy.'
G is not for 'Jeeves,' Ms. S,
nor H is not for 'aged.'

I is not for 'eyelash,' Tori,
nor is J for 'Django.'
K is not for 'caseload,' Tor,
and L is not for 'elephant.'

M is not for 'empress,' Miss,
nor N is not for 'enema.'
O is not for 'aubergine'
(though P IS for 'pneumatic.')

Q is not for 'cuticle,' 
nor R is not for 'aardvark.'
S is not for 'eskimo,'
nor T’s not for 'pteranodon.'

U's not for 'euphonium,'
nor’s V for 'weinerschnitzel.'
W...? Not for 'Dubya,' Spelling,
nor is X for 'exit.'

Y is not for 'wiseguy,' Tori,
nor is Z for 'dzeren.' (As for 
&...? No, Spelling, & is not for 
'wrap her sand!' nor 'ham/purse hand' nor 
'Rambo's Aunt' nor 'I'm bored Sand!' nor 
'hamper stand' nor 'amber'd Zan' nor 
'Am who am!' nor 'damn'd Roseanne' nor...) 
                              
           [da capo ad an extended spell]