Runcibl'd Spooner: "You're Nick'd!"

In London's the headquarters housing the cops

who give scofflaws 'n' crim'nals 'what for.'

Scotland Yard
     A firebug has lit up our lux'ry boat store,

destroying its whole second floor.
Yachtland's scarr'd.

     Moral:

Crime doesn't pay. Still, anchors aweigh!