Three Climate Conditions (Unpub)

Unusual weather…?
Aurora Australis.
It lights up the south pole
nor ain’t Boralis.
     (To laugh at such naffness 
one has to be callous.)
'Tis true: you can't view it
from D.C. or Dallas.
 
Another phenomenon,
nifty et. al., is
the mistral. 'Twould take
a femina fatalis -- 
indeed, one who'd misplaced 
her garter or gallus --
to say it ain't fabulous.
     (Even George Halas
has hail'd it his "fav'rite
big breeze...inter alles" --
so much that some other gusts
claim to be "j'alous.")
 
A third, the monsoon, 
prais'd by cricketer Kallis,
is also endors'd
by ex-footballer Lalas...
 ...aforethought (with malice)
bears poet Novalis...
...slick Jackie Onallis (sic)...
Palace de Phallus...
...declines 'Qualis, qualis'
for Traci Rogalis...
...old Telly Savalas
stiffs young Thomas Tallis...
…"Deutschland uber alles"...
twin tubes of Vitalis...
...Prince Edward (with Wallis)…
Kab'larian's 'Xalis'...
...for all we know, Y’all' will now
wind down with ‘Zallis’!