Unidentical Twins, Part I (Unpub)

Oliver and Oliver: 

a Hardy and a dragon.
Remus and/or Remus: 

one’s your uncle, one found Rome.
     Aron (also Aaron): 

one’s O.T. and one’s a Trask.
Bert and Bert: a Muppet…

and a Bobbsey, when he's home.
     Castor and/or Castor: 

one’s a physic; one’s a brother.
Dum and Dumb: a Tweedle...

and a cinematic fuck.
     George and George: the first’s 

a Founding Father; two’s a Weasley.
Huey (also Huey): 

one’s a rocker; one’s a duck.