Magic 8-Ball Varia (Unpub)

     The Twenty Standard 

Magic 8-Ball Answers

Concentrate and ask again. 

Better not tell you now.
Reply hazy; try again. 
Outlook not so good. 
Cannot predict now.
My sources say No. 
You may rely on it. 
Signs point to Yes.
Don't count on it.
It is decidedly so.
Without a doubt.
Ask again later.
As I see it, Yes.
My reply is No.
Very doubtful. 
Yes definitely. 
Outlook good.
It is certain.
Most likely. 
Yes. 

     An ABC’s-Worth of Alternative 

Magic 8-Ball Responses

Ain't it the trut’!
Bob's yer uncle! 
Coitainly! 
Damn Straight! 
Et voila!  
Ferr sherr! 
Granted! 
How true, how true! 
Indubitably! 
Just so! 
Khrist, yes! 
Let's hope so! 
Most likely! 
No bout a doubt it! 
Okie-dokie!
Precisement! 
Quite right! 
RawTHER!
Sho' 'nuf! 
Truly!
Undoubtedly! 
Very much so! 
Without fail! 
'Xactly! 
Yessirreebob! 
'Zot's roight!
 
     Six Magic Dreidel 

Semi-Rabbinical Replies:
 
Vey is mir!
True…nu…?
Nem zick a vaneh!
No way, Hosea!
Nakhamal shfeter!
You bet your bubbe!