Abe Lincoln. 'A,'
blinkin.’
Ape-link
kin. “Hey, Blynkin’!” *
What
thinkin' bring linguists
like Chomsky
to Bingen…? **
* Partner in Wynkin, Nod &
Associates
** For discussions with Hildegard, very possibly.
Believers.
'B' levers.
Bea'll
leave hers. “Beale! Heave furs!”
Four issues unbroach’d
by
Ricardos* or Cleavers...**
* Ricky & Lucy ** Ward & June
Sees a Sargasso Sea.
Seizes
Czar’s gas…? Hose 'C'!
Both
would go unremark’d,
were things left up to me.
Comedy.
Comma'd ',D.'
Calm Midi.
“Colm...? Meet Dhee!”
All four’ve
been examin’d.
Why none
do you see...?
A treaty. A treed 'E.’
Hut
Tree Tea. Hud: 3-D!
Intelligent...?
No.
Apropos...? Si! Indeedy!
The stone-deaf.
The stoned 'F.’
Thus toned,
Eff-___... "The Stoweffe."
(No messages,
Hugh...? Why has
nobody phoned,
Hef...?)
The genome. The 'G' gnome.
The Jean
Home. Thug Gene Holme.
Poor exiles!
For decades
they've
not even seen home.
Old age. Holed 'H.’
Hold, Daitche!
Whole d’Age.
Each savant
a jester;
each joker
a sage.
The ice axe. The 'I' sacks.
This eye's
sax. “Thee, I, zacs... “
My software she -- not once,
not twice,
but three times -- hacks!
A jailhouse.
A 'J' louse.
Hutch/alehouse.
Hudge, eh...? Louse!
Live embers one
must
with one's
firefighter's pail douse...
Auntie
Kaye. Antique 'K.'
An'
teak...? Hey! And, decay.
As do Marlowe and Huxley,
we flux antic
hay...
A motel.
A moat...? Hell!
La mode 'L.’ Amo d'El.
So...which
tale will to Curly
and Larry
Mo tell...?
Diadem.
Dyad 'M.'
Dye-a-Dem..."Die,
Haddem!"
Each
brings us luck.
Have
no truck with no triad, Em!
Behold:
'N'! Bea, holdin.’
Bee-hole/den.
Be whole, Den!
Four homonym'd
phrases.
(The trey's good-as-golden.)
Billed:
The Sky Pilot 'O.'
Build a
Skype; pile up dough!
Jammin'
cats in pajamas scat:
"Voh
dee oh doh...!"
Four canapes.
Fork an’ ope peas!
Phor
canno’ please. For Can: hope, peace.
Who'd can a man from
Pakistan
you cannot
stand -- but can appease...?
The "I'll hike. You…?” The
jai alai queue.
The aisle
I cue. The "Heil," Ike Q!”
For I,
like you, don't like haiku,
although
-- no lie! – I'm shy like you.
The hard
Hardy 'R.'
The heart-hearty
"Arrr-r-r-r-r-r-rrr...!"
The heart
ER's hard at work...?
Har-dee-har-har...
Their morning recess,
as
they're mourning Reese Hess!
P.S.: Résistance...? Futile –
oui, even pièces...
Duty calls. Dude...? 'T' galls.
Due:
Tea. (Gaul’s...?) Dew'd teak halls.
These
be homonyms
lewd –
but to
who lewd…? Ye...? Balls...!
Isle
of 'U.' I'll off Hugh.
Eyloff Ewe.
"Heil!" (a few).
I love you...? Better: Use all three --
'aisle,' 'huff"
and 'hue...'
Oh, hello,
VIPS!
Oh hell: 'O'/'V'
eyepiece.
Ring the Royal Canadian
Mounted
Police!
Double you.
Dub Bull "Hugh"!
Double
U. Double hue.
Fooled
us twice, Dubya, did
(Was
it much trouble to...?)
The Second Sex. The second's
‘X.’.
The
secant's hex. Thus Hec conn’d Dex.
The duelers Burr (my
cousin
dates his second ex)…?
His second's Tex.
Tho,' why not...? Thou
whine, Ott.
The 'Y'
knot. The Wynotte.
Which homonym...?
You choose.
(Just don't
serve my wine hot.)
A zebra. A Z bra.
Ass/Hebe/Ra. “I seep -- rah! "
Above;
so below.
(Just
don't go with no libra!)
Homonymbol
extras
(under consideration for development):
the ozone and the O zone
the dyke ewe and the dye Q
the Iron Age and the high urn H.
The Ida Lupino and the Hide A Loo Pinot
the Mississippi and the misses sip pee and the
"Ms is hip, P!"
the Friday and the fried A and the fright --
hey!...
the Rhodie and the row'd E and Thoreau/Dee
the Age of Innocence and the H: A fin o' cents
Dark Ages and D'Arc cages and "Hark,
Hs!"
the protege and the proto J
the gopher (Bro Ken) and the go-for-broke N
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