Fractured Foreign Frases (Past)

     A cappella:
Collaboration between 

cartoonist Al and 

jazz singer Fitzgerald

     Ad nauseam:
Any TV commercial 

that makes you want to 

throw up

     Lese majeste:
A totally apathetic king

     Ab initio:
A monogram 

tattoo’d on someone’s 

external oblique

     Al Dente:
The name of the garage monkey 

who pounds out all of those dings

in your '17 Chevy Silverado 

     Annus mirabilis:
What to call your bottom 

when you can see it by twisting 

in front of a full-length mirror