Departing Bagram Airfield,
we're served bagels and baguettes.
Our pilot's Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.
Embrace Shree, shall we...? Let's!
As bagpipes sounded, stewards found
some baggage missed their loading.
If bags -- air-, vomit- -- failed to board,
we're served bagels and baguettes.
Our pilot's Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.
Embrace Shree, shall we...? Let's!
As bagpipes sounded, stewards found
some baggage missed their loading.
If bags -- air-, vomit- -- failed to board,
such surely'd be foreboding.
"Your bean bags and your bota bags...?
Like duffle bags -- all here,"
co-pilot Bilbo Baggins blurts,
"stored safely in the rear."
"We did misplace some body bags,
some book- and burn-bags, too,"
the Emir of Baghdad observed.
"And douche bags just won't do."
"Your bean bags and your bota bags...?
Like duffle bags -- all here,"
co-pilot Bilbo Baggins blurts,
"stored safely in the rear."
"We did misplace some body bags,
some book- and burn-bags, too,"
the Emir of Baghdad observed.
"And douche bags just won't do."
Then hostess Enid Bagnold...
(a work in progress)
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