Here are several pretend clerihews identifying
a selection of antipopes, conclavists, sedevacantists,
sedeprivationists, mysticalists, episcopi vagantes,
quasi-cardinal-nephews, traditionalist Catholics,
independent Catholics, Catholic charismatics and
other RC pretenders.
I
David Allen Bawden
plodded paths less-trodden.
Calling himself Pope Michael the
First,
this real estate agent, e-
lected the pope on Ju-
ly the 16th, 19-
90, by laymen as-
sembl'd in David's folks'
fam'ly's small thrift store in
Belvue, a small burg in
Kansas, post which he con-
tinued to live with his
parents until, in the
year '22, David's
conclavist bubble got
burst.
II
Clemente Dominguez y Gomez,
whose perception was blatantly low-res,
is the seventeenth pope with the Gregory
name.
Gomez claim'd to've received appa-
ritions from Jesus as
well as the Virgin -- i-
ronical, that, since the
former insurance man
lost both his eyeballs, this
due to a car crash, which
didn't, however...
(more to come: a work in progress)
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