The Cabinet Of Dr. Calimari-Lago: AG (Almost) Matt Gaetz

With sundry twisted Epstein 

mates 

o'er ice-thin ethics rules Matt

skates.

Takes pre-pubescent girls on 

"dates"...?

What's next upon Matt's sexist

plates...?

Tweens...? Adolescents...? neo-

nates...? *

"The center cannot hold," holds 

Yeats,

which nearly proved our common

fates:

AG of these United 

States...?

No wa-a-ay "Things fall apart" Matt 

Gaetz,

that wanker MAGA cele-

brates

who hates the same stuff MAGA

hates.

   *No mention's made of 'mastur-

bates.'