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Tuesday, November 19, 2024

The Cabinet Of Dr. Calimari-Lago: AG (Almost) Matt Gaetz

With sundry twisted Epstein 
mates 
o'er ice-thin ethics rules Matt
skates.
Takes pre-pubescent girls on 
"dates"...?
What's next upon Matt's sexist
plates...?
Tweens...? Adolescents...? neo-
nates...? *
"The center cannot hold," holds 
Yeats,
which nearly proved our common
fates:
AG of these United 
States...?
No wa-a-ay "Things fall apart" Matt 
Gaetz,
that wanker MAGA cele-
brates
who hates the same stuff MAGA
hates.
   *No mention's made of 'mastur-
bates.'

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