...And Another Thing...: The Fourth Wise MA(GA)n

When MAGAns stare at Donald's hair, 
on ev'ry MAGAn sleeve
a heart gung ho is worn; we know
they choose to see-no-weave. 

When MAG's take stock of Donald's shock, 

their choice is to believe 

of Donald's thatch Don's ol' line. Natch,

each MAGAn hears-no-weave.

When MAGAns talk, they never balk;

to policy they cleave

as they explain, "'Tis real, Drumpf's mane."

(True MAGAns speak-no-weave.)

And, though it's weird, there's now appear'd

some MAGA nuts named Steve.*

who, though Herr Liar's hair's on fire, 

insist they smell-no-weave. 

     *Bannon...? Miller...? Scalise...? 

The verse isn't specific.