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Thursday, October 16, 2025

Damp Hen Nonsense Apothems & Daffy Digressions

Some hens are born damp, some hens achieve dampness and some hens have dampness thrust upon them. 

A damp hen by any other name would smell as ripe. 

There is a tide in the affairs of damp hens when taken at the flood leaves them with an increase in egg production.

A damp hen in the hand is worth two in the mill pond.  

No hen is a (Rhode) Island.

'Twas the night before last.
Through halls, bathrooms and dens
not a hen was demurring -- 
not even damp hens. 



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