Song for "No Kings" Saturday

No lyin'-with-AIin' kings. 

 

No voting-rights-denyin' kings. 

No "Ban-abortion!"-cryin' kings. 

No "Fix-it...?-Only-I..."in' kings.

No "Roy-Cohn-where-be-my...?"in' kings. 

We want no "...grab-'em-by..."in' kings. 

No "bf's...?-Kim-'n'-I"in' kings. 

We want no obese-thighin' kings. 

No "Torture...?-I'm-not-shy"in' kings. 

No bags-o'-Bitcoin-buyin' kings. 

No "Eric-can't-be-my..."in' kings. 

No earlobe's-on-the-li-...in' kings. 

No "...six-six,-one-nine-ni-..."in' kings. 

We want no "...and-stand-by!"in' kings. 

No gut-our-FBIin' kings.  

No "Mike-Pence...?-Hang-'im-high"in' kings.

No "Me-Myself-'n'-I"in' kings. 

No "Tell-Vlad-I-said-'hi'"in' kings. 

No "I-get-extra-pie"in' kings. 

No "Let-go-my-McFry!"in' kings. 

No steal-stuff-on-the-slyin' kings.

No "into-emails-pry"in' kings. 

No never-answers-'why...?'in' kings. 

No "End-of-Days-be-nigh"in' kings. 

No blame-the-other-guyin' kings.

We want no Greenland-buyin' kings. 

No Mayan or Hawaiian kings. 

We want no young-girls-eyein' kings. 
No Qatar-bribe-jet-flyin' kings. 

We want no vote-denyin' kings. 
No "I've-the-best-words"-cryin' kings. 

We want no faux-Versaillesin' kings.

No junk-food-amplifyin' kings. 

No neo-Captain-Blighin' kings.

No Vladimir-allyin' kings. 

No Bibi-arms-supplyin' kings. 

(We're not averse to dyin' kings.) 

We want no alibiin' kings.

No don't-apologi-...in' kings.

No "Nobel-must-be-my"in' kings. 

No "What-could-go-awry...?"in' kings. 

No research-falsifyin' kings. 

No on-opponents-spyin' kings.

No ersatz-hair-piece-dyein' kings... 
...and, fin'lly, no damn lyin' kings. 

     Coda 

     Say 

"Nay!" to stooges kissin' rings, 

     then 

pray: "More Martin Luther Kings."