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Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Be We That We...?

Be we that we of whom it's said, 
"This isn't who we are"...?
Be we that we enraged 
that women's rights have gone too far...?
Be we that we who neighbors hear 
call climate change a hoax...?
Be we that we who're silent re: 
their neighbors' racist jokes...?
Be we that we who turn away
the planet's tired 'n' poor...?
Be we that we who spoke the truth
but don't do any more...?
Be we that we of whom "This isn't 
who we are" be said...?
We be that we. (Brief colloquy:
we'd all be better dead.)

Sunday, November 10, 2024

 



Here's another fine mess 
you've gotten me into.

A Visit From Saint Nick Revisited, Stanzas I and II: "The Eve" and "The Stockings"

   I 

  'Twas the 
eve before 
Xmas Eve.
'Round my a-
bode, feelings --
spite, greed, im-
patience -- ran
high...and it
show'd.
 
   II 

   Stockings -- 
dozens -- were 
flung 'round the 
hearth without 
care. (I'd hoped  
Santa would 
leave me wa-a-ay 
more than my 
share.)

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Grilled "Che"s: Another Twelve Iconic Cuban Revolutionaries

     Ur-"Che"

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary 
Ernesto "Che" Guevara 

     Twelve "Che"quivalents 

    Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Hank Williams Tearjerker 
Your "Che"tin' Heart

    Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Way West
The"Che"solm Trail 

    Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Toddlin' Town 
"Che"cago
 
    Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Chewing Gum
"Che"cklits 
 
   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Non-Renewable Energy Sources 
Shell Oil, Shale Oil and "Che"le Oil (All "Che"vron Products)

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Opening Third Of Railroad Line
The At"Che"son, Topeka and the Santa Fe
  
   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Velvet Fog Holiday Song Opening Lyric 
"Che"stnuts Roasting On An Open Fire... 
 
   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Foil-Wrapped Chocolates 
Hers"Che"s Kisses 

   Iconic Vuban Revolutionary Beethoven Buddy 
Carl "C(z)he"rny 

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Zola Denunciation 
'"Che"ccuse...!' 

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Monopoly Game Cards To Acquire
"Che"nce and Community "Che"st

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Monopoly Game Card To Avoid
Go To "Che'ail; Go Directly To "Che"ail (Do Not Pass Go, 
Do Not Collect 200 Pesos)

Thursday, October 31, 2024

MAGA Wish Upon A Star; Or, Once Orange Jesus...

Once Orange Jesus gets his way, we lot become elite. 
Once we're elite, we march to no egalitarian beat.
Once we're elite, we sucker punch each stable soul we meet...
...nor leave our 6th of January love-in incomplete.

Once Orange J is holdin' sway, we lot become elite.
Once we're elite, we exile ev'ry immigrant to Crete.
Once we're elite, we cherish chaff; we 86 our wheat...
...and national abortion bans we -- finally --  complete. 

Once Orange J has had his say, we lot become elite. 
Once we're elite, we back the Klan...nor do we need a sheet.
Once we're elite, mass shootings wane (each citizen packs heat)...
...and children see they're free to be a lyin,' thievin' cheat.

Once Orange J has seized the day, we lot become elite.
Males (christian, white and far, far right) shall dwell on Easy Street.
We womanize 'n' chew our plug 'n' chug Wild Turkey neat.
We do all this 'n' more: we be the GOP elite!

"Che"mical Wedding: Another Twelve Iconic Cuban Revolutionaries

      Ur-"Che"

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary 
Ernesto "Che" Guevara 

     Twelve "Che"quivalents


     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Final Act Resolution Device 
Deus Ex Ma"Che"na 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Dancing Shark Moll 
"Che"ta Rivera 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Hollywood Simian 
"Che" Fred Muggs 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Rumpolesque Pulp Immortal 
"Che" Who Must Be Obeyed 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Female Tarzan  
"Che"na Queen of the Jungle 

    Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Nihilist 
Frederick Nietz"Che" 

    Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Literary Bedevil'd Soul 
"Che"bez Stone 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Irish Poet 
"Che"mus Heaney 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Hopheads 
"Che"ch & Chong 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Old Bag 
Gu"Che" 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Borscht Belt Regular 
"Che"cky Greene 

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Zappa Arabian
"Che"ik Yerbouti 

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

"Che" Per By The Dozen: Twelve Iconic Cuban Revolutionaries

      Ur-"Che"

     Iconic Cuban Revolutionary 
Ernesto "Che" Guevara 

     Twelve "Che"quivalents


   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Barber
"Che" van O'Hayerkutt

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Recluse
"Che" DeSalinger

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Eager Beaver 
"Che" Phinghatt-d'Bitt

  Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Regency Author 
"Che" Naughston

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary GodMother 
Regina "Che" Lorum

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Split Personality Half 
Dr. "Che"kyl

   Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Singing Cowboy 
"Che" Naughtry

  Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Irish Operatic Hero 
Don "Che" O'Vanney

  Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Big Easy Jazz Great 
Sidney Be"Che"

  Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Blonde Bombshell 
"Che"yne Mansfield

  Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Godson 
Al Pa"Che"no

  Iconic Cuban Revolutionary Tycoon
"Che" P. Morgan 

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Mondo Moodo Imperativo; Or, Get In The Mood! An Alphabet (With A Codetta)

   In-
dicative, subjunctive, inter-
rogative: three moods. 
   As  
moods grammatical, I'd grade 'em 
"fair."

   When 
task at hand's, tho', grabbin' folks' at-
tention 'n' such, 
   the 
mood imperative just can't com-
pare.

   A-
bandon hope all ye who enter!
Ask the man who owns one!
   Blast off! 
Baciami, bambino! Break a 
leg!

   Cher-
chez la femme! Cut! Curb your pet! Con-
fess! Cross at the light!
   Dive! Di-
vide 'n' conquer! Duck! Don't make me 
beg!
 
   Ex-
eunt! Enter laughing! Eat my 
shorts! En Garde! Enjoy!
   Fug-
gedaboudit! Fear the Turtle! 
Freeze!

   Gag me!
Gent'men...start your engines! Go to 
hell! Gimme a viskey!
   Hi-yo, 
Silver! Help me! Hold the mayo...
...please!

   In-
to the breach once more! Imagine! 
If ya got 'em, smoke 'em!
   Join the 
Navy...(Jump!)...
...and see the world! Just 
do it!

   Kill 'em! 
Katy bar the door! Keep off the 
grass! Kiss me goodbye!
   Laugh, clown, 
laugh! Look out below! Let go! In-
tuit!

   Move it!
Mind the gap! Make mine a double! 
Merge! Mail in your answers!
   No 
swimming! Nota bene! Name that 
tune!

   Out! 
Onward, Christian soldiers! Open 
fire! Off with his head!
   Pass that 
peace pipe! Piss off! Promise her the 
Moon!
 
   Quit 
buggin' me, man! Quote the Bible! 
Quiet your preschooler! 
   Re-
lax! Run for your life! Reach for the 
sky!

   So: 
stop me if you've heard this one! Sell 
short! Stand by your man!
   Tell 'em 
Groucho sent ya! Trim the sideburns! 
Try!

   Up 'n' 
at 'em! Use your freakin' brains! Un-
hand that woman, varlet!
   Ve-
nite adoremus! Vamos! 
Vote!

   Wait, 
Mister Postman! Win with Wilkie! 
Watch your hat and coat!
   Xero-
graph and file each promissory 
note!
 
   Yield to 
traffic in the circle! Yerd 'em! 
Yankee go home!
   Zam-
boni this! Zip-lock your chives...o-
kay!?

   (And  
always, always, always let your 
conscience be your guide!
   Now, 
practice more imperatives...to-
day!


   Stop!

*   *   *   *   * 

   Codetta 

   A- 
rise and walk! Brush 
up your Shakespeare!
Call me Ishma-
el! Do not 
do the Mash'd Po-
tato! Earn your 
keep!
   Feed my 
lambs...! Grow where you're 
planted! Hang 'em 
high! Ice that cham-
pagne! (Return to 
"Feed my lambs" and 
tack on "...Feed my 
sheep!")
   Jump for 
joy! Kill all the 
Reds! Leave it to 
Beaver! Marry 
me! Next, name that 
tune! Off with her 
head! Please, play it, 
Sam!
   Quote the 
Second Book of
Kings! Rinse and re-
peat! Send in the 
clowns! Then, tote that 
barge! (And lift that 
bale!) Up yours, Ma-
dame!
   Visit the 
sick! Wake up and 
smell the coffee!
Xerox your left 
thigh! 
   You had 
better neither 
pout nor shout!  
Zamboni this! 
   Goodbye! 
                                        

Monday, October 21, 2024

BotchuLits For Dummies: A Tutorial

Now even you can compose a BotchuLit, the exciting new three-line verse form created by Windy City sonneteer GFH which is taking America's erudite counties (both of 'em) by storm. Just follow the steps listed below.
 
(1) Select a line or phrase from a well-known work of literature -- prose or poetry, fiction or non-, in English or another language. Any such line or phrase will do, though opening lines are preferred. 
(2) Next, compose an anagram using all the letters of the first line and only them. 
(3) Compose a third line of any length to wrap-up the first two.
(4) Compose an appropriate title.
(5) (Optional) Compose your Nobel Prize for Literature acceptance speech.
 
Example:
  
(1) Call me Ishmael. (Opening line of Moby Dick)
(2) I.e., Clamshell, Ma. (Anagram on line one) 
(3) And brother Queequeg christen Dingo Egg. (Wrap-up) 
(4) Mother Melville 

The BotchuLit 
 
Mother Melville 

Call me 'Ishmael,'
i.e., 'Clamshell,' Ma...
...and brother Queequeg christen 'Dingo Egg.' 

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Borrownyms For Dummies: A Tutorial

The borrownym is a series of stanzas each of which consists of three pentameter lines. The first line of each stanza is identical or nearly so to some well-known line of canonical poetry. Each of the five accented syllables of its second line rhyme with the five accented syllables of the opening line in order. Its last line’s final accented syllable rhymes with the end rhymes of the first two and scans similarly as they to supply a nonsense summary.

Example:  

(1) Opening line: 

A loaf      of bread,    a jug       of wine    and thou 
long o     short e       short u     long i          ow

(2) Line two with rhyming strong syllables: 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou 
on sofa bed we snuggle, kleine frau. 

(3)  Line three with end rhyme: 

From purse of silk we’ll fashion ear of sow.

(4 ) Thus the first stanza of this borronym: 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou
on sofa bed we snuggle, Kleine Frau:
from purse of silk we fashion ear of sow. 

(5) Stanza two of this borrownym: 

Come, fill the cup, and in the fire of spring...
(Don't spill! Heads up, you pinhead: wire and string
won't help! First, set aside your teething ring!) 

...and so on. 

Bananagrams For Dummies: A Tutorial

The bananagram, a verse form of Ulysses Poe's own invention, is a poetic elaboration upon a single word, the so-called spring word, which functions as a partial, near- or quasi anagram in that numbers of smaller words can be spelt using one or more of its letters. These single words, so-called sub-words or seed words, are then used as end rhymes in the lines of an extended poetic composition, the final word of which is the spring word.

Example:
 
(1) The spring word: M A C H I N E 

(2) A partial list of seed words derived from the spring word:

Ham, came, am, name, Che, 'Ni,' CIA, me etc...

(3) Ideally there will be some among the seed words that rhyme
with each other. These can be paired to create rhyming couplets or in other rhyming patterns.
 
(4) An example of a bananagram using the seed words listed above:
 
Though he claimed, “I’m descended from Ham,”
as he conquered and saw and then came,
he’s descended from Eve, like I am.
Still, I fear I’ve forgotten his name.
   Next, he chanted, “I’m Cuban, like Che.
And you’re right: I’m a knight who says 'Ni'.”
(I suspect the guy’s gay, or is ex-CIA
on a visit -- or is it just me…?)...

And so on for, in the case of this example's final form, a total of 60 lines. 

The split bananagram is similar to the bananagram except that every other end-rhymed line uses a word derived from the poem’s spring word.

Litany Chanted Over Schrödinger's Box

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