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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

"Steve Colbert and Dumas pere engage in trading zingers..." Twins at War: A Constrained Nonsense in Rhyme

     [Stephen Colbert and Alexandre Dumas, pere] 

Steve Colbert and Dumas, pere engage in trading zingers.
While pere resorts to spare retorts, Steve launches missiles -- stingers!

     [Neil deGrasse Tyson and Michael Eric Dyson] 

DeGrasse the Ty- and Michael Dy-: this pair of bre’rs fell out.
While Dyson preach’d, deGrasse Ty- teach’d what space be all about.

     [Jesus of Nazareth and John the Baptist] 

Jesus caps St. John de Bap’s unsavory behavior.
Result...? De Bap's "The Art of Raps," while Christus kills in "Savior."

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