"Fingers fly yet fale to function: typists tipe a typo..." Typos Common and Uncommon: A Constrained Nonsens in Rhyme

Fingers fly yet fale to function: 
typists type a typo.
Vision’s fownd at fawlt? Keen readers 
spot the optick t”eye”po.
Scribbling Holie Skribcher, thou art 
subject to the “thy”po.
Czeching lysts of bodie partz, one 
can't avoid the “thigh”po.
Reporters for the Bankok Post mae 
cum akross the “Thai”po.
Each habberdahscher's copyriter 
mite kommit the “tie”po.
Sashimi menyus ‘rownd Sendai kon-
tane at leest one “tai”po.
And speeking “lyke a pyrut-king re-
sults in one's t”aye-aye!”po.