An ABC of Pot (a work in progress)

(“Some like (it in the) pot…nine days old” – bowdlerized from “Pease Porridge Hot” first recorded in John Newbery’s “Mother Goose’s Melody” (c. 1760))

Most folks love a hit of pot, new census surveys hold:

Always in’s a hybrid pot – say, Acapulco Gold --

Brash folks choose Afghani Wonder. (They like dope that’s bold.)
Cursed are some with budget woes – they’ve stopp’d pot-smoking cold.
Dudes agree: “Pot should be free! Like welfare money: doled.”
Enfeebl'd folk claim med concerns; in programs they’re enroll'd.
Freethinkers wish pot legal: such a state’s been long foretold.
Gals smoke Passion #1 – aka Amstel Gold.
He would buy his on the fly, while me? I like to hold.
Ice Queen’s sold by Ms. Isolde – mispronounced ‘Isold.’
Jim (that’s me!) shops Dr. Greenthumb: Jim smokes J.J.’s Gold.
Known philosophes smoke Killa Kush. That stuff will knock you cold.
Lotus-Eaters smoke a strain produced in wet leaf mold.
Mom prefers hers grown (she says) in peatmoss: mother’s mold.
No one who’s not no one knows how pot's now much extoll'd.
Out there as well’s that cannabis concerns are oversold.
People busted yesterday, today should be paroll'd.
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