The self-referring...
...Old
Testament theologian: Isaiah-Lot of Babel
...black-ink
artist law-suit defendant: So Su Me E
...pop
culture one-hit wonder:
Flash N. DePann
...Civil
War reenactment Rhett Butler impersonator: Frank Lee Meideere
...mafia
enforcer:
Arthur E. Cantry-Fewse
...New York
waterfront longshoreman: Ike
Hood-O'Haddklasse
...Greta
Garbo fan-club recording secretary: Ivan "Toobie" Hull-Owen
...religious
zealot: Theo Lodge-Hickle
...French
national "M Congeniality" contest runner-up: Merce E. Beaucoup
...all-around
sonofabitch:
Upton O'Goode
...amateur
psychologist:
Itzak ("Ray") Zeevoilt
...novelty
floor lamp manufacturer's rep: Major
O. Ward
...failed
eighteen-wheeler operator: Asa Lee
("Pat") deWiel
…sub-Saharan real-estate developer: Barron Wasteland
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