'On's Turn'd 'Off' (Unpub)

     Political Turnoffs:

Mitch McCoffell
Coffdoleezza Rice
Doffald Drumpf

     Cinematic Turnoffs:

 
007's "Boffd...James Boffd!"
Goffe With the Wind
Wolfman Loff Chaney
Moffdo Cane
Jane Foffda

     Fine Arts Turnoffs:

La Giocoffda aka Moffa Lisa
Leoffardo Da Vinci  
Jacksoff Pollock 
 
     Pop Culture Turnoffs: 
 
Happy Days’s The Foffz
Rocker: Eltoff Joffhn
Fast Foodie: Roffald McDoffald
U2 Honcho: Boffo

 
     Founding Father Turnoffs:

 
George Washingtoff
Thomas Jeffersoff
Andrew Jacksoff

 
     NBA Turnoffs:

Bulls Great Michael Jordoff 
Lakers Great Lebroff James
Pelican Great Rajoff Roffdo 
All the Detroit Pistoffs

     Gourmet Turnoffs:

 
Chocolate Boff-boffs 
Woff Toff Soup
Filet Mignoff 

     Geographical Turnoffs:
 
Toroffto, Offtario 
Loffdoff, UK
Hoffg Koffg