Parallel Universes or The Tur(n)ing Test (Past)

Der Fuhrer calls von Choltitz, bawls: 
"Mein Herr, is Paris burning…?" 

‘Tis true that Cher's ditch’d Sonny. Where's 
le frère whom Cher’s now spurning…? 

Twee Gus reveres Three Musketeers:
for Dumas pere, he's yearning.

Pea Green Anjou's have turn’d to blues.

Don't stare: each pear is turning! 

How much seems right to mind my mite…?
Francs our au pair is earning. 

'Mongst actors, which named Charles is rich...?
A billionaire be Durning.